Thursday, July 30, 2009

...and then he made me a shaker bookcase and matching adirondac chairs

My sweet little four-year old has an obsession with moustaches. When given the opportunity to say something into a fan, as kids like to do, his choice is almost always, "Moustaches are coooooool. Moustaches are coooooool. Moustaches are coooooooooooooooool."

Last Sunday Adam and I went to a local Mexican restaurant for dinner. As we walked in the door I took a quick glance at the offerings in the bubble gum machines. You never know when I'm gonna be able to add to my Homies collection. Besides, I am still looking for that one in the wheelchair. Instead of my beloved Homies, though, I did find the mother of all machines. The Moustache Machine! Sweet Lincoln's Mullet! I knew Blake had to have one, or three.

May I present to you, Straight from his New Yankee Workshop--Norm Abram!




He even let his sister take his 'stache out for a ride. (There's a moustache ride joke in there that, yes, I AM desperately trying to avoid). P.S. I have no idea what's on her face.



Eventually this moustache ended up stuck to the bottom of the television. I thought it was a large Caterpillar and was waiting for it to spin a cocoon. It never did and Adam threw it away.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

A pictoral look back at the month of June

On June 3rd I opened The Flop Shop on Etsy. Buy some. Please. I'm tired of looking at the flip flops I have left.


On June 6th Adam channeled the African tribesman in him and did this for no apparent reason.


Then he did this to my eldest child and he wasn't even provoked.


June 13th found us at the Davenport skate park where Adam's band played along with several other local bands.


Adam's guitarist Karl sat in a tiny chair...


...and I got to see my friend from high school perform in his band. He married my best friend in 2005. They had only been dating since we were sophomores. That was 1990. I guess they wanted to make sure it was the real thing.


It got pretty cold for June out at the skate park and the sun stayed behind the clouds. I made the stupid decision to wear short and not bring a jacket so I pushed a small child out of it's stroller and stole his blanket. That was MUCH better.


Adam's parents visited us from Tennessee during skate park weekend. Adam's dad showed me his packs of Camels and their scary warning labels.



Later the next week I woke up and found that not only had Blake dressed himself in his new Spiderman costume, he had also captured and tied himself up using Adam's sports tape.


He also showed off his new "old man underwear". His too-big boxers that my sister bought him.


That night he shoved the too-big boxers under his tiny sleep shorts and then pulled the sleep shorts as high up his butt as possible.


Guess who really loved the thumb wrestling set he got in his meal at Taco Bell?


Father's Day was spent at my sister's house for dinner. The kids got Adam this visor with attached hair that actually looks really natural on him.




A few days before this picture was taken Emily and I watched No Doubt perform on Ellen. If you haven't seen how Gwen Stefani is styling her hair, it's like this only there's two more knots. Emily loves Gwen and wanted to rock her style. On the last day of the month I put one of the Gwen knots in her hair and she did her own make-up. Ladies and Gentlemen, Emily Stefani...

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

So it's been close to three weeks since I've posted anything. I've been so busy making flip flops and just dealing with life in general that I put my blog on the back burner for a while. It wasn't something I intentionally did, but it happened.

I was able to finally open my etsy shop. You can find it at www.theflopshop.etsy.com. Emily and I had our first sale at the Young Entrepreneur's Market this last Saturday and we only sold four pair. I think if the museum, who hosted the sale, had advertised more for it, we all would have been more successful. Instead it seemed the only people buying anything were the ones who had booths and were selling things themselves. Our booth was about the only one that had handmade items. Everyone else had garage sale type things. Old toys, stuffed animals and clothes. Either way we had fun doing it and it was nice spending the day with Em.

This last Friday I also turned 35. It's a little weird saying that. 35. The night before I got kinda depressed about it. I usually look forward to my birthdays. The attention, the gifts but this year was different. I didn't want to be 35. I also didn't want to have another birthday without my mom. I have been really missing her this week, but I'm not sure why. No significant reason I guess.

Anyway, the morning of my birthday I woke up in a little better mood and looked forward the weekend. I had originally been scheduled to work the day after my birthday, which was my weekend off, but the schedule was changed and I was taken off and I wasn't unhappy about it at all. Friday afternoon my sister came to take Blake for the weekend and Emily and I ran some errands before going out to eat with Adam.

We went to a locally owned steakhouse and had a great meal. When we were done eating Adam stood up and told everyone it was my birthday and asked them if they would sing to me. They all went for it like he was asking them to pass the pepper. It was slightly embarrassing but I think our little 17 year old waitress was even more embarrassed. She got a little red in the face.

On Saturday Emily and I had our sale then we met my sister and Blake at a pizza place for lunch and so she could then take Emily for the night. My sister brought my bday presents and she got me a Willow Tree Angel, a digital picture frame and the RENT live on broadway DVD. When I saw the DVD I squealed, "Yay! I forgot I wanted this!!" Which I totally had.

After that Adam and I did some shopping then came home and started cleaning up the house. Adam had bought some Motorola walkie talkies from someone at our sale and he wanted to try them out. He left to walk next door to the grocery store to buy batteries. Right after he left the wind picked up and it started to pour down rain. I stood out on the deck until the wind changed and I got pretty soaked. I decided to look out the back of the building and watch for Adam try to make it home in the monsoon. I opened the apartment door and there he stood SOAKING wet. He looked like he had been standing in the shower for about five minutes with all of his clothes on.

After toweling off we had fun playing with the walkie talkies. Adam wandered around the building and outside to see how far he could go and it was pretty far. He came back in and we resumed cleaning. Adam got ambitious and decided to vacuum under the couch cushions. I took them off while he hooked up the vacuum hose and that's when the power went out.

Once we realized it probably wasn't going to come back anytime soon out came the walkie talkies again and Adam started knocking on neighbor's doors, going inside and saying crazy things on the walkie talkie. After a bit all the neighbors came up to our house with a cake for my birthday and an iTunes gift card and we ate cake in the kinda dark.

Once the neighbors left Adam and I headed out to dinner and then the casino. We won $88 so we went to the bar for some drinks. I watched a guy do 38 shots of gin and vodka for his 38th birthday and then walk out of the bar like he had been drinking water all night. Have you ever seen 38 shots of anything at one time? It's an amazing sight. I actually think he did more than just 38 shots because the bartender just kept bringing more and more cups of various things. After a while a friend started passing some out to people in the bar and Adam and I got one. She was the one that said she thought it was vodka and gin. It smelled like scotch tape and tasted awful.

At the bar there was also a group of guys who were out for their buddie's bachelor party. They were dressed like they had been out all day golfing. The guy getting married was a total douchebag. He was dressed like a douchebag (which, btw is plaid golf shorts and a cream polo, in case you were wondering) and he talked like a douchebag. You could tell that his buddies (all three of them) were really sick of listening to him babble on and on. That's what he did the entire time they were there was go on and on about the same thing over and over. I know this because he stood right freaking behind my stool. First he went on and on about how he was marrying his best friend.

"She's my best friend."
"I'm actually marrying my best friend."
"Like you guys are my friends, but she's my BEST friend."
"Everyone always says they married their best friend, but I am ACTUALLY doing it."
"She's totally my best friend. Like, if I came home and said, I crapped in my pants today she would be like, 'Oh.' because she's my best friend and she wouldn't care."

--OK. Let me just interject here and say, if she was your best friend, she SHOULD care that you crapped your pants. Like, if my best friend Jim came over and was like, "Wawa, I crapped my pants today." I'd be like, "WTF?? WHAT?? Why the hell did you crap your pants? Is there some issue I need to know about? Were you sick from something? Did you eat too many prunes today? Does this happen often or do we need to seek out medical attention?" I would hope ANYONE, not just my best friend would be concerned about the fact that I just crapped my pants, if for no other reason than they just don't want me to sit on their couch.

Anyway, later the conversation turned to what the name of his first born son will be. He named off one name which he kept repeating over and over. He likes it because it's the name of his favorite baseball player. I don't remember the name, it wasn't one that I recognized but I do remember, even after drinking the liquid scotch tape, that it sounded just as douche-y as he was acting. After that his second choice is Grady. "Isn't that a cool name? Grady? Grady Insert-whatever-his-last-name-was-here? I like it. Don't you like it? I really like that name. Grady. Isn't that cool? Grady? All of his buddies were silent. They all knew it was a douchebag redneck name.

In other recent happenings, Adam was on the news last week because of a storm we had. A tree fell in our 'hood during a bad storm so our neighbor and Adam were cleaning it up. Along comes the local CBS affiliate and they interview another neighbor. Then it was Adam's turn. Adam starts talking about how we were eating dinner at Hungry Hobo (that's a local sub shop for those of you who aren't from 'round these parts) and that the weather was calm and quiet. Then Adam says, "then it hit like a FRIGGIN' MONSOON. You couldn't even see the cars in the parking lot. It was raining HEAVY!" We DVR'd the event. We like to invite other neighbors over and replay it in slow motion to watch his eyes get really wonky and the serious look on his face when he says, "heeaaaavvvvyyyyy." Classic.

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A look back at the month in June in pictures.

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